An arab being interviewed at the US Embassy.

CONSUL : "Your name, please?"
ARAB : "Abdul Aziz."
CONSUL : "Sex?"
ARAB : "SIX times a week."
CONSUL : "I mean, male or female?"
ARAB : "Both male & female & sometimes even camels."
CONSUL : "Holy cow!"
ARAB : "Yes, cows & dogs too."
CONSUL : "Man, isn't that hostile?"
ARAB : "Horse style, dog style, any style!"
CONSUL : "Oh dear!"
ARAB : "Deer? No deer, they run too fast....!